I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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