We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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