if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Its about making memories worth repressing
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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