i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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