it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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