Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
