I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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