It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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