just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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