Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
