doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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