Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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