And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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