: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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