You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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