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stop calling my apartment porn island.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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