I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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