how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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