Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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