So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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