ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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