You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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