Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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