if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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