Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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