the condom got lost in my hair
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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