Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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