I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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