okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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