Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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