these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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