Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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