I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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