Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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