We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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