He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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