is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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