Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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