I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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