did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
