North Korea, Best Korea!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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