do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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