I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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