Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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