My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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