Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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