Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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