so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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