hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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