margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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